|
TOXIC VAUDEVILLE
Vampyre Mike's Previously Unpublished Babar Period Work
|
Be the first kid on your block to be the proud owner of 188 pages of pulse-pounding poetry and prose, unconditionally guaranteed to get you expelled from school if you attempt to do your English class book report on it.
Get inside Bela Lugosi's morphine-addled mind in "Bela on the Nod."
Listen to Barbie tearfully confess to being a sex addict at a dollhouse meeting of Sex and Love Anonymous in "Barbie Fesses Up."
Take a Jurassic Park style ride to "Elvis Island" where Mojo Nixon's famous song "Elvis Is Everywhere" is not only true, it's a shrewd business strategy.
Thrill to "A Klingon Revenge Story" that takes out the better part of Macy's watch department.
Find out what really happened that night Jim Morrison ate a golf ball sized chunk of opiated hash before taking the stage. "Morrison and the Sphinx" dares to tell all!
There's even self-help advice for guys in "The Delicate Nature of Negotiating the Relationship" and "Women Who Read Too Many Stupid Books and the Men Who Hate It."
Gals, find out what men really want in "Young Man's Fancy" and you'll be buying your own drinks for the rest of eternity.
Thrill to "Ghost Girl," a story so shocking.... And More!
So better buy this soon-to-be classic of American Literature quick before the Citizens for a Safe and Sober America and the Politically Correct American League of Thought Police track us down (again) and burn our remaining inventory.
Strike a blow for Intellectual Freedom and Bad Taste! Order Toxic Vaudeville today and find out what every one's complaining about.
|
To purchase Toxic Vaudeville
Via USPS Contact
jack@ajaxpresssf.com
$12.95 + $4.00 shipping = $16.95
California residents add 8.5% sales tax
$12.95 + $4.00 + $1.10 tax = $18.95
Check or Money Order
|
|
|
|
